Dress code

日本は世界のリーダーだと?そう!このポスターはその証拠になるさ。梅田駅でみた、先週。学生服はオーバーオールになったいる。つまり、この女子学園におる女子生徒全員はオーバーオールの格好や。
あぁぁ。教師の仕事を止めるのは今日ぐらい後悔したわぁ。
If ever more proof was needed that Japan is lightyears ahead of the rest of the world, I think that this poster I saw in Umeda station yesterday should suffice. The school uniform… for this all girl’s school… is overalls. Let me repeat that with bold markup:
A school full of girls in overalls.
If ever there was a day that I regret giving up teaching for tattooing – it would be today.
まさか、セーラー服の次はこれなのかぁぁぁ!?!?
Class is in session and tuition is past due!
(もしかして、この世界、この世の全てはシミュレーションやないかな(マトリクスみたいな)本当に存在している人間の一人は僕だけ?!)
(Is it possible that the entire universe is merely a simulation and I am the only occupant of this strange and frightening microcosm?)
Tags: girls in overalls, poster

