昨日のよみがえった人形の話は嘘と疑った人よ。この写真は証拠や！カメラ付き携帯さまさま！！
Oh what, so you thought that post from the other day about the mannequin coming to life just like in that 1980s movie was a lie? Well here she is, in the flesh! Ubiquitous camera phones vindicate me!
あまり外の世界に慣れていなかったけどすぐKYONちゃんと友達になった…
At first she wasn’t used to the outside world, but she quickly became friends with Kyon…
…そしてアルコールの素晴らしさを体感して、みんなと仲良く出来たぁ。
And then discovered the wonders of alcohol and became beloved by all. (Please see Splash! for more details)
みんなのファッションリーダーにもなってオーバーオールの時代が到来しそうな予感！
俺の勝ちやぁ！！！
Eventually she became so popular all the girls in Minami started biting her style… and the benefactor is me!
