…especially not when they take home the grand prize at the SaraPop Erotic Cosplay Event in Umeda within 5 minutes of entering the premises! Yiiiii! Take that you bastards! Of course without the help of a professional hollywood makeup artist, generous financial backing, and corporate sponsorship from Osaka’s most perverted CEOs, none of this might have ever happened. So as you can see from the picture, my costume was pretty much a sugary 5-year-old wedding cake on crack with plenty of cuban cigars for accessories. What, did it fool you, or did the full-body tattoo give it away? My competition for the night was Hideki Tojo.
I suppose I could insert some “artist statement” here about challenging entrenched gender roles, etc. but it’s just easier to admit that I’m a hentai of the highest order.
優勝！先週のSaraポップのコスプレイベントに参加して、優勝出来た〜！感動感動！この俺様、御目出度う！しかし、自分の力だけではない！全身刺青が入っているのにプロのメークをやっている人のおかげでなんとなく女の子っぽくみえたかも。Dawnチャン、優勝の半分はおまえのもんや！ドレスとアクセサリーはAngelic Prettyや。そういえば、このコスはちょっとすごくない？でっかいケーキみたい。また今度、このままで三角公園でチョップのパンフをくばろうか？みたら声をかけてね。変態カメラマンも来いよ！夜露死苦！
